If he's hungry, he'll lounge in his dish.
Or dive in a cereal box
If
he's lazy and hungry, he'll lay next to his dish and eat only what he can
reach without getting up.
If he's real hungry, he'll eat a potted plant then lay in the pot and hide
after doing a victory dance.
His slaves provide icewater in a crystal cocktail glass to his liking.
After
a bath, slave Deb towels Benny off.
At
the home office, Benny supervises finances to ensure there is sufficient
budget for carrots
Fashion Trends by Benny:
One of Benny's friends is Eddie ("Eddie Rabbit", get it?), but this is
as close as they're allowed to get - Eddie's a girl and neither of them
have been fixed.
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